Clinton Portis Wants to Coach....the Lingerie League

In his weekly appearance on the Mike Wise Show on 106.7 today, Portis was on a roll describing the intimate details of his groin injury, but the real gem came when he was asked about which other DC teams he was following,

"I think there's a women league starting up that I need to start paying attention, that Lingerie Football League, I think that can cause a lot of attention and stir around, so I'm trying to figure out how to coach or buy one of those teams.

Yes please.

(Image courtesy of misterirrelevant.com via picsdigger.com. Verbatim quote courtesy of DC Sports Bog)