Monday, August 17, 2009

ZAUN Trade Completed: O's Receive 1B Prospect John Hughes From Tampa Bay
Rico Fantastic has locked himself in the bathroom and refuses to come out. It's OK, Rico. I'm sure the O's are about to trade Wieters for ZAUN.


  1. Zaun had a pinch-hit GW slam last night,, maybe made Tampa feel okay about giving us a real person back instead of a bag of bats.

  2. I am no longer a fan of the O's, baseball, sports, or the world. This is fucking RIDICULOUS. Hey, McPhail, here's an idea, why don't you trade the cornerstone of the franchise for a player who couldn't hit a Howard Hughes ziploc bag full of urine, let alone a fucking baseball. Unbelievable.

    1. Trade ZAUN. Check.
    2. Trade Wieters for ZAUN. Waiting...


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