Redskins Season Predictions

Skins season begins tomorrow, and man are we excited. Giggles.

To get things kicked off, here's a rundown of the schedule and our predictions - no, guarantees - of what will happen week-by-week, with no provided explanation because a) I don't have any and b) I DON'T OWE YOU NOTHIN' SON. I expect no less than 4 angry comments after each game recap:

1	Sun, Sep 13	@ NY Giants	4:15 PM	W 31-20
2	Sun, Sep 20	St. Louis	1:00 PM	W 31-13
3	Sun, Sep 27	@ Detroit	1:00 PM	W 21-10
4	Sun, Oct 4	Tampa Bay	1:00 PM	W 26-24
5	Sun, Oct 11	@ Carolina	1:00 PM	L 13-17
6	Sun, Oct 18	Kansas City	1:00 PM	W 29-17
7	Mon, Oct 26	Philadelphia	8:30 PM	W 14-13
8	BYE WEEK
9	Sun, Nov 8	@ Atlanta	1:00 PM	L 10-31
10	Sun, Nov 15	Denver	1:00 PM	W 28-6
11	Sun, Nov 22	@ Dallas	1:00 PM	L 12-25
12	Sun, Nov 29	@ Philadelphia	1:00 PM	L 20-31
13	Sun, Dec 6	New Orleans	1:00 PM	W 19-17
14	Sun, Dec 13	@ Oakland	4:05 PM	W 38-3
15	Mon, Dec 21	NY Giants	8:30 PM	L 17-23
16	Sun, Dec 27	Dallas	8:20 PM	W 23-20
17	Sun, Jan 3	@ San Diego	4:15 PM	W 24-14

So, for those of you keeping score at home, that's 11-5. Yup, 11-5.

Preemptive apologies for all jinxes I may have inflicted on the team but shoot, come Week 13, how else am I supposed to prove that I knew a LaRon Landry pick-6 in the fourth quarter would propel the Skins to victory over New Orleans in a vicious fight for playoff positioning. And you wanna be my latex salesman.

And quickly, my predicted end of season standings in all NFL divisions (*wild card teams):

NFC EAST
1. NYG
2. WAS*
3. PHI
4. DAL

NFC NORTH
1. MIN
2. GB*
3. CHI
4. DET

NFC SOUTH
1. NO
2. ATL
3. CAR
4. TB

NFC WEST
1. SEA
2. ARI
3. SF
4. STL

AFC EAST
1. NE
2. BUF
3. MIA
5. NYJ

AFC NORTH
1. PIT
2. BAL*
3. CIN
4. CLE

AFC SOUTH
1. HOU
2. IND*
3. TEN
4. JAX

AFC WEST
1. SD
2. KC
3. OAK
4. DEN

NFC Playoffs:

-WAS over SEA
-MIN over GB
---NO over WAS
---NYG over MIN
-----NYG over NO

AFC Playoffs:

-SD over IND
-BAL over HOU
---BAL over NE
---SD over PIT
-----BAL over SD

Super Bowl: BAL over NYG