'He Is The Switch-Hitting Jesus'
That headline comes straight from the reputable pages of ESPN.com, not MattWietersFacts.com or Baltimore's very own Druid Hill Housing Project.
On a serious note, aside from Kurt Warner (who talks to) and God Shamgod (who's named after), has there ever been a professional athlete compared to Jesus?!?!
Thanks to God and RichardDawkins.net for the image